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13-CODES
13-1 ALL UNITS COPY AND THINK YOUR AN IDIOT.
13-2 YES,I COPY,BUT I'M IGNORING YOU.
13-3 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU'RE MAD.
13-4 SORRY ABOUT THAT, BIG FELLA.
13-5 SAME TO YOU SAM.
13-6 OK, SO I GOOFED, NONE OF US ARE HUMAN.
13-7 IF YOU CAN'T COPY ME IT'S YOUR FAULT BECAUSE I'M RUNNING
3000 WATTS.
13-8 YOU SOUND SO ILLITERATE, YOUR PARENTS COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
MARRIED.
13-9 ARE YOU RUNNING "ANCIENT MARY"?
13-10 I GLADLY HELP YOU OUT,BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT HERE IN THE
FIRST PLACE.
13-11 HAVE YOU TRIED BLOWING YOUR NOSE? IT MIGHT CLEAR YOUR EARS.
13-13 IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU STILL HAVE FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE.
13-14 I KNOW NOW WHAT AN ANTENNA WITH LESS THAN UNIT GAIN SOUNDS LIKE
13-15 WHY DID YOU PAY FOR A LICENSE IF YOU ONLY RUN 130 MILLIWATTS.
13-16 THE MOUSE RUNNING YOUR GENERATOR MUST BE TIRED.
13-17 THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE ABLE TO GO HORIZONTAL IS BECAUSE YOUR
ANTENNA FELL DOWN.
13-18 IF I COULD COPY YOU I'D BE TEMPTED TO ANSWER.
13-19 ARE YOU TALKING INTO THE BACK OF YOUR MIKE.
13-20 IS YOUR MIKE CLINKING OR IS YOUR UPPERPLATE LOOSE AGAIN.
13-21 GOOD GRIEF, ARE YOU BEING PAID FOR THE WORD.
13-22 IF YOU HAD SPOKE FOR ANOTHER 30 SECONDS YOU WOULD'VE BEEN
ELIGIBLE FOR A BROADCASTING LICENCE.
13-23 YOU MADE MORE SENSE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE SMASHED.
13-24 EITHER MY RECEIVER IS OUT OF ALIGNMENT ,OR YOU'RE ON CHANNEL
28.
13-25 THAT'S A NEW ANTENNA? I COULD GET A BETTER SIGNAL FROM A DAM
STRING.
13-26 WHAT A FANTASTIC SIGNAL ,GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES, SO I CAN BRING
THE MOBILE UNIT INTO YOUR DRIVEWAY SO I CAN COPY YOUR MESSAGE.